How did you become a cat? .-.
Oh,a great question! I was born this way! I was a cute little enderkitten! Then I grew up! ^3^
Every time my mother nags at me,
I’m always tempted to be like:
But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race:
roxylaughingalonewithmartinis:
How fucked are you?
I just nailed my guts to my spine…fuck
My package of Ritz crackers exploded, gorrammit
I didn’t need that leg anyways
Just nailed my hand to the left of my trackpad on my laptop. Not like I ever move from here anyway. It’s a natural place for my hand to be nailed. It just makes sense, honestly.
I was holding a laser pointer and pointing it at the ground, I’m good.
I nailed my hair dryer to my boob.
Nailed right through the stomach, through the belly button. …I am definitely dead.
through my computer screen >:[
damnit
also before you ask I was not stroking my computer I was holding my hand awkwardly up because I’ve been eating doritos and it had cheesy stuff on it that I couldn’t lick off yet
not that I don’t stroke my computer screen
wow this is awkward uhm
oH now my chair …..has a nail through it…oh um..ok?
my stomach
oh okay
goodbye knee
Right in the lung o_o
D I R E C T L Y through my heart
what a romantic death
Into the temple of my colleague lmfao
omfg my computer..
my crotch
The wall. Cuz sometimes I like to pretend I can force push things.
So I guess now that I can control my newfound superpower, I just need a costume and I’ll be the Nailinator
*dead…* I was resting my head on my left hand…
It’s kinda’ hard to do the enderbro wiggle, but…WHO CARES?!
MY CHAIR D:>NO
FUCK
NOT MY TABLE
MY LEG.
… And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this:
”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.
LOL
bwahahah
((A dream catcher.))
ooc: A blanket? I AM NOW MASTER OF SLEEP.
vaporub. Doctor?
((My special talent is Diet Coke, I drink enough of it, so it’s not too surprising.))
Table, ummm a table making cutie mark?
Sennheisers… WUB WUB WUB!
A pile of coins…..and I’m a financial accounting major….wow.
((A saltwater taffy wrapper. EAT ALLLLL THE SALT WATER TAFFY!!!!!))
((A wall? Um… I’m good at being stared at by Pinkie?))
My PS2, I am good at video games
Screw driver. I’m good at screwing thi- OH ████ YOU.
((My phone.
Calling and tumblring from mobile?))
((a toy dino…RAWR))
NO
GOD DAMN IT
NOT MY TABLET
FUCK THIS SHIT
my mouse :DDDDDDDDD
Lolwhat? A PS3 is my cutiemark? Awesome ;D
dead-deranged-desperate-despot:
I had everything except for the moon shoes and colorful orb thing.
I never had 3 of them
But oh god my childhoodAll of them…
DEAR GOD THE FURBIES, THOSE CREEPY BASTARDS
1 of them
more like fucking all of them
especially tamagotchis
i had like 15 of those fuckers
I want another fucking Tamagotchi.
I love those things ;u;
All but the Tamagotchi and moon shoes ;u;
best childhood
I still have all my beanie babies.((ALL OF THEM))
I had all of them.I still have the MLP Things. « »
